You Don't Have A Private Jet? I'm Out.

I wish I had the stomach to go on boat rides...but I don't! And the pills for sea sickness barely work for me, but the odd thing is is that sometimes I don't get sick and sometimes I do, or sometimes I just get the spins. I've always been like this and it sort of stinks because of where I live but I'd love to be able to go out on boats because there always seems to be hotties on every boat I see! I mean, I can go lay out or hang out on a docked boat, but as soon as that puppy starts movin', I'm out. 

The Cabana #4: A Follower's Collection (42 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

I Just Love Natural Beauties

I bet she's one of those gals who has to pretend, and I mean extra hard, to be such a goody good girl because they don't want to give every Tom, Dick, and Harry the idea that she's a sexual person because then she'd constantly have people hittin' her up to have some fun, but in reality, if you spend the time, get to know her, and she can learn to trust you, she'd show you a side of herself that she doesn't show anyone and I just know that side is downright dir-tay! I mean, how can you not be a sexual person with a beautiful body like this? And she's gorgeous! She has one of those plain but just gorgeous faces, sort of like Maura Tierney or Annabella Sciorra, if you remember those sex furnaces, and I'm sure those gals are just pure fire when the lights go out. 

I Think Even That Rock Is A Little Envious

But a big, curvy jiggly bottom is still a plus! I'm sorry, you might be confused...I'm referrin' to the peom below. Heehee...I don't know where I got my attractions to women, I mean I've known I've liked women for most of my life, but my attractions towards men are much different than my attractions towards women. I don't like uber toned guys with huge bulging vein muscles (although, I could, if I got to know one, but I'm speaking on initial glances; same is true for a tone and/or buffed out women) but I do like my men more fit than I like my women...I mean, I just like women to have soft cushy parts that move and bounce and show me their reactions to my touch and kisses, so I wonder where these attractions came from, where did they originate? I guess I'll never know...

girls I

they say

boys want a girl

with a big [ass]

well i just

want a girl

with big thoughts 

~ idiosyncrasy 

Stamps Of Approval #25 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Is That A Jackal?

Heehee...if she was seein' a jackal, I don't think she'd be sittin' there so calmly, right? I'd be sprinting my big butt outta there! But just like my title is a little misleadin' I think the below poem is very misleadin' because you don't think this guy really wants to feed her actual food right? Heehee...now I don't have what a guy would want to feed her, but I do have other uses for her mouth and tongue if you just think a little harder...*wink, wink

Open Invitation

You have such a pretty mouth.

To feed it only kisses

would be a wasted opportunity.

~ Michael Faudet

Tell Me Something Dirty #28

She's A Bubbly Delight For Sure

“She had a mind like a box of fireworks and hands that played recklessly with matches.” — Unknown

Oh, how poetic! Actually I think this quote applies to me like one hundred percent! Heehee...I guess I'm the girl that your mom warns you about but that your dad hopes you keep bringin' around! I mean, I wasn't a trouble maker but I did always like to take risks, safe risks, if that makes sense and usually the riskier the risk, the hotter it was to me, and I have to admit, I did flirt with my mom's boyfriends a little and a few dads of the guys I dated when younger...I even flirted with a few moms...