Tuesday, January 24, 2023

If You Water 'Em They'll Grow


“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.” ― Gabriel García Márquez

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Okay...Just How? Really...Just How? WOW!


“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard P. Feynman

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

The Goddess Of Sand Only Emerges Once Every Decade


“NO. No no no. I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It's so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it's the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they're not that important. You know what's important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don't even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!” ― John Green

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

I Just Don't Get The Watch...*Scratches Head*


“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” ― Tom Robbins