Tuesday, December 21, 2021

I'm On Your Table? Well Then...I Guess I'm For Dinner


“Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions … Do your thing, and don’t care if they don’t like it.” — Tina Fey

...and if your thing is sittin' on tables, so be it! But, honestly, would any of you really mind if this beauty sat on your table like this? I know I wouldn't and nobody would have to know that she sat on your table and you did naughty things to her, right? So it would just be your little secret the next time you had a dinner party. Can you imagine that? I wouldn't be able to stop smirkin' every time I touched the table or saw someone grab the potatoes where I grabbed her...

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