Tuesday, January 31, 2023
There's Just Something About Her...Can't Put My Finger On It...
“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.” ― Jarod Kintz
Tuesday, January 24, 2023
If You Water 'Em They'll Grow
“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.” ― Gabriel García Márquez
Tuesday, January 17, 2023
Okay...Just How? Really...Just How? WOW!
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard P. Feynman
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
The Goddess Of Sand Only Emerges Once Every Decade
“NO. No no no. I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It's so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it's the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they're not that important. You know what's important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don't even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!” ― John Green
Tuesday, January 3, 2023
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